Hello and welcome from Sweet Nan! You may recall that during the month of May, I asked you what question you would have for a fortune teller. I asked you to send me your question on Twitter via a tweet or DM for privacy. And WOW, did we get some questions!
Our guest psychic, Flame, the Flamboyant Clairvoyant, did not wish to have her photo published. Therefore, we have used some representative photos reflecting her reactions to questions.
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I wish to thank Ru Paul Productions and Giphy for use of the animations used in this article. They were selected to enhance the theme "flamboyant" and for no other purpose.
Good Grief Granny! This whole thing is full of disclaimers. But I want to state one more time that any questions and answers from a psychic are for entertainment purposed. The questions and answers are free, no strings attached, and just for fun, not to be taken seriously. I do believe in some psychics and their predictions. Sylvia Browne and Edgar Cayce are my favorites. But as we all know, there are an awful lot of phonies out there, bent on taking advantage of people.
Question: We received a question regarding work and career from Judy in Sacramento. She said she works as a clerical assistant to an older man who owns his company. He likes her and is very generous with raises in salary and promises good chances for advancement. However, he likes to get close to her and touches her hands, shoulders and hair. Judy’s no fool; she knows the signs. Her question is: “Should I look for another job right now or stay as long as I can?”
Answer: Judy, you little cuddle bear smart cookie don’t need advice from Flame (and I am very hot today – sizzling, in fact!) You can stay there with the cowardly old hot pants for a while and put away some of that good money you’re making for later when you’re job hunting. But there’s something you don’t know – Old touchy feely hot crotch has a wife who watches every move he makes. She knows about the diamond tennis bracelet, and she has nanny cams hidden in the office. This old hag (you can’t tell her turkey neck from her turkey face) is mean, and she would chortle with glee if she could ruin your careen and your reputation. So Flame tells you “Get out ASAP. Take the stairs, take the elevator, take the fire escape if you must. Bye Bye little Judy. You’ll be much happier soon!
Question: LaTisha from Los Angeles has a dilemma: She believes she cannot get a boyfriend because of her appearance. She says she has ugly hair, ugly teeth, bad complexion, and is fat, among other things. LaTisha says men use her for sex, but they never take her out or treat her like a regular girlfriend. She works at a low paying job, and just barely makes it from payday to payday, and has no money to improve her looks. She is actually thinking about robbing a bank to get money for the dental and cosmetic work she wants. Her question to Flame is “Should I take the risk of committing a crime for money?”
Answer: Flame is having a hissy-fit! She wants to go out there and grab LaTisha by her “bad hair” and shake some sense into her! No! No! No! No! Girl, don’t you even think about robbing a bank or anything else! It’s okay to want to improve your appearance, but there are lots of things you can do for yourself without a lot of money, and lots of help out there if you will look for it. Stop wolfing down those chili-cheese fries, burgers and sodas, and you will lose weight and your complexion will improve. Wash your hair and your body often and use generous amounts of inexpensive conditioners. Are you whining about no money to go to a gym? Get off that fat butt and clean your house or apartment and your car and your yard and whatever else you have that you can clean. Work those calories off by literally working, and then if you are still standing, take a walk.
Flame says you will begin to feel better and look better immediately, and men like sweet girls who work hard and take good care of themselves. They may say otherwise, but deep down, they want a girl they can be comfortable with, not a drop-dead gorgeous beauty like me! So, you get busy right now, girlfriend, and don’t make me come out there!
Question: I want to apologize to Rodney, as I sensed he had some urgency to receive his answer, and it has taken 5 days to respond. Rodney, your question is: “Can you let me know about pregnancy?” No other information was divulged.
Answer: Rodney, this is Flame, and I speak from my heart as I answer your question, “Can you let me know about pregnancy?” I feel your worry and concern, and also your distrust in almost everything, not just fortune tellers and paranormal activities, but in reality itself. I sense you are so full of pain and uncertainty, I wish I could somehow pull it out of your psyche and take it into myself, as I am strong enough to deal with it. But we can’t do that, and all I can do is send good wishes and comforting vibrations towards you.
I realize you are not asking me to explain pregnancy to you, as in the “birds and the bees,” but instead, you are asking about a baby. In trying to plow through your thick negative aura, I think I am seeing that you want a baby, or you are wondering if the baby in question is yours, and I believe you are hoping that it is. Trying my best here to read you; difficult. I have to tell you, Rodney, that there is no baby, there never was a baby, and there will be no baby forthcoming in your life. The dark lights whirling around you tell me also that the exact opposite will be true. The fact is, Rodney, that what you want is not going to happen.
I also sense that you are trying to develop your own psychic abilities. I am asking you to postpone your efforts for a while. There is too much interference in your aura right now. The development of psychic abilities should never be done out of fear or desperation.
You have some friends who would be good company to you and could bring some brightness and lightness into your dark world, if only you would stop blocking them out. Try to have just a little bit of trust in people, and you may open the door to some happiness in the future. I sincerely hope this happens for you.
Qiiestions and quick answers:
From Mary in Toronto, Canada: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?
FLAME: Of course he is. You know that – why are you even asking? Tell your no-good cousin to leave Mike alone – he is too jelly-balled to resist anything.
From Chris in Midway, Florida: I think I like my girlfriend’s mother better than I like my girlfriend. Is it okay to approach her?
FLAME: Sure, if you have a death wish. You idiot, you would end up hurting everyone involved, including yourself. If you have a little itch for an older woman, break up with your girlfriend and go find one. Lots of fish in that particular pond.
From Melissa in Charleston: I like this boy Arthur who always says hi to me. Do you think he likes me?
FLAME: Melissa, you are a school child! What are you, 9 or 10 years old? You are too young for a boyfriend. You are too young to be on Twitter asking me questions. Why isn’t your mother keeping you off the Internet? Go do your homework and play with your Barbies or something.
From Danny in Mission Hills, California: I want to open up my own business, a Martial Arts Studio. How long do you think it will take?
FLAME: It’s never going to happen for you, Danny. You’re too lazy. Aspire to be the HEAD pizza delivery guy.
Well, guys, that’s got to be all for now. I want to thank our guest psychic, Flame, for being such a good sport, and once again. thank Ru Paul Productions and Giphy for the animations. I thought this was fun; I hope you did, too. If you want to shoot some questions to me on Twitter, fire away. We might do this again.
Flame, the Flamboyant Psychic, and me, sashaying on out of here! Bye for now from Sweet Nan.